Funny Grandma Quotes and Grandma Grandpa Sayings

Funny Grandma QuotesAs a Grandma, I have a good laugh when I read clean jokes about grandma’s and grandpa’s, but dirty grandma jokes have never impressed me or made me laugh. Humor is good for the soul and no matter how old you get, we can all appreciate a good clean joke or poems about grandma’s and grandpa’s.

Just for fun, I thought I’d share some funny Grandma and Grandpa jokes I’ve come across, as well as several grandparent one-liner’s and sayings. I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as I have. Feel free to share your own favorite quotes about being a grandparent in the comment section below.

Funny Grandma Quotes

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.” Sam Levenson

“There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.” Doug Larson
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Personalized Children’s Books and Personalized Baby Memory Keepsake Books

Personalized Children's BooksChildren’s books that are personalized for a baby, toddlers or kids of any age makes for some fun reading activities for grandparents with their grandchildren. As a grandma who loves reading books, having a variety of children’s books to read to my grandson and granddaughter from the time they were born is an activity to be enjoyed to the fullest.

Even though my grandchildren are very young, with my granddaughter being a little baby and my grandson being a little over a year old now, I can see the advantages and benefits of reading books to both of them at every opportunity possible.

I’ve always been a big fan of classic children’s books, and I can still remember how much fun I had as a mother reading to my children and having my kids read to me. Now that I’m a Grandma with two grandkids to play with and enjoy, I’m looking forward to reading children’s books to them each chance I get.
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Halloween Costume Ideas for Halloween 2009

Halloween Costume IdeasHalloween costume ideas for kids or adult men and women is an annual Halloween ritual. Halloween 2009 brings lots of new Halloween costumes that will surely be on the lists of the most popular, highly sought after Halloween costumes.

Many adults and families will likely make homemade Halloween costumes to keep costs down, but trying to make do-it-yourself costumes for Halloween may not be the best idea for kids costumes if you’re not a masterful seamstress.

Popular Halloween costumes for kids usually involve masks and costumes of celebrities like Michael Jackson, Hannah Montana wigs and microphone, and High School Musical Halloween costumes. The Hannah Montana Pink Polka Dot Dress Costume is on girls “hot costumes” lists for Halloween 2009, as well as the High School Musical “Gabriella Prom Costume” with a matching headband.

Halloween costume ideas for boys and girls only requires parents to consider their child’s favorite television or movie characters. Boys or girls may fancy Star Trek Halloween costumes this year, Twilight character themed costumes, Iron Man costumes with matching Iron Man Gloves to complete the costume.
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Christmas Gifts For Grandparents-Homemade Christmas Gifts For Grandparents

Christmas Gifts For GrandparentsBeing a grandparent is one of the greatest joys in life, and when Christmastime rolls around, finding special Christmas gifts for grandparents can sometimes be challenging. Most grandmas and grandpas fall into the category of being grandparents who have everything they need or want already, and most grandparents will tell you not to buy them a Christmas gift that requires a lot of attention, dusting, or money.

For a grandparent who has everything, there are still many options in choosing creative and unique presents for grandparents that don’t cost a lot of money. Grandparents understand the financial strain that the economy is having on families struggling to provide for themselves and their children, and grandma and grandpa gifts don’t need to be expensive.

Christmas presents for grandparents that are homemade are some of the best gifts anyone would be thrilled to receive, especially when the gift carries some special meaning and sentiment between the grandparent and gift-giver. Grandchildren can make homemade Christmas ornaments that have been hand-decorated with their name, age and date as a creative and cheap gift for Granny and Pop Pop.
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Pole Dancing Doll? No Pole Dancer Doll Says Parents

Pole Dancing Doll

Good Lord, what is the world coming to? The Poll Dancing Doll must be someone’s idea of a joke, but presenting a pole dancer doll as a “cool gadget” is simply disgusting!

Maybe this pole dancing doll is where Miley Cyrus got the stupid idea from when she recently did her own pole dancing bit that had parents upset.

Seriously, a Poll Dancing Doll? For who? Kids? I think not!

The Pole Dancing Doll is described this way: “It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it’s probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl.”
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Grandma Purse Book – My Granny’s Purse Book for Grandchildren

My Granny's Purse BookThe Grandma Purse Book is a children’s book but it is also a purse! Some people are so ingenious and crafty, and this Grandma is definitely getting My Granny’s Purse Book for when the grandkids come over. What fun!

My Granny’s Purse is a purse/book for children authored by Paul Hanson, who has also created My Mommy’s Tote and My Grandpa’s Briefcase for children. The Grandma Purse Book is a cardboard pocketbook stored in a clear plastic box, and it opens up to reveal a collection of fun items such as a mirror and comb, a wrench and a heart-shaped box of chocolates. Some objects are removable, like the cardboard keys and sunglasses, but it’s a shame that you can’t really see out of the glasses.

Synopsis: Open Granny’s purse (yes, she said it’s OK) and enter a treasure chest of mementos and magic. A unique, fourteen-page die-cut storybook crammed with interactive features and surprises for ages 3 and up, it contains a whole life waiting to be discovered.
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Grandmother Poems – Poems About Grandma

GrandmaGrandmother poems for and about Grandma’s are a real treasure to be enjoyed and shared throughout the generations. Here is a collection of some of the best Grandma Poems on the web.

If you enjoy reading Nana Poems, Grandma and Grandpa quotes, or those commonly referred to as funeral poems or missing grandma poems like the rest of us do, you will surely enjoy these.

“As My Mother Mothers Me”

Grandmothers are mothers who are grand,
Restoring the sense that our most precious things
Are those that do not change much over time.
No love of childhood is more sublime,
Demanding little, giving on demand,
More inclined than most to grant the wings
On which we fly off to enchanted lands.
Though grandmothers must serve as second mothers,
Helping out with young and restless hearts,
Each has all the patience wisdom brings,
Remembering our passions more than others,
Soothing us with old and well-honed arts.
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Grandma Stories – Grandma and Grandpa Quotes

GrandparentingBeing a grandma allows me to enjoy all the wonderful Grandma and Grandpa quotes and old sayings that didn’t have any real meaning to me until I became a Grandma. My favorite Grandma quote so far is, “What goes on at Grandma’s house stays at Grandma’s house”, and boy oh boy ain’t that the truth!

Enjoy this list of some of my favorite grandma sayings and quotes for and about grandparents and grandchildren that always bring a smile to my face. I’ll also include a few grandpa quotes too, since what happens at grandpa’s house should stay at grandpa’s house too, don’t cha think? Grandparenting has GOT to be a pat-on-the-back from Heaven above because of all our hard work while raising our own children.

Here is what I believe to be some of the best grandparents quotes and old sayings for us all to enjoy. Feel free to comment and leave one of your own favorite Grandma or Grandpa quotes or sayings as well.
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