Funny Grandma Quotes and Grandma Grandpa Sayings

Funny Grandma QuotesAs a Grandma, I have a good laugh when I read clean jokes about grandma’s and grandpa’s, but dirty grandma jokes have never impressed me or made me laugh. Humor is good for the soul and no matter how old you get, we can all appreciate a good clean joke or poems about grandma’s and grandpa’s.

Just for fun, I thought I’d share some funny Grandma and Grandpa jokes I’ve come across, as well as several grandparent one-liner’s and sayings. I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as I have. Feel free to share your own favorite quotes about being a grandparent in the comment section below.

Funny Grandma Quotes

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.” Sam Levenson

“There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.” Doug Larson
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Homemade Christmas Gifts For Grandparents-Personalized Grandparent Gifts

Christmas Gifts for Grandma and GrandpaHomemade Christmas gifts for grandparents vs. personalized grandparent gifts, which is best for grandma and grandpa? It can be a challenge to think of new Christmas gift ideas for grandparents, especially when Christmas shopping for elderly or senior grandparents who have everything already or grandparents who don’t live nearby. Gifts for grandparents, especially Christmas gifts for grandparents over 70, only requires a little creative thinking and time to find unique grandparent gifts grandma or grandpa will love.

Thoughtful Christmas gifts for grandparents are those that take care of needs, solve problems, keep them comfortable and show them you care. The best gifts for grandparents are tailored to their tastes, interests, hobbies and activities. Grandparent activities or hobbies may include things like bowling, golfing, fishing, hunting, gardening, boating, traveling, cooking, needlepoint, crafts, sewing, reading and volunteering. Many grandma’s and grandpa’s of all ages are also computer geeks, internet surfers, web-savvy, techie/gadget electronics lovers.

Best Christmas Gifts For Grandma and Grandpa

Today’s grandmother and grandfather are younger thinking than in past generations, keeping active by walking, hiking or playing tennis, and have a longer life expectancy. All grandparents love gifts that focus on their grandchildren, especially recent photos put in a digital photo frame that holds a lot of pictures. With a little help from you in learning how to add photos to a digital picture frame, grandma and grandpa will enjoy the pictures of their grandchildren for years to come.
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Christmas Gifts For Grandparents-Homemade Christmas Gifts For Grandparents

Christmas Gifts For GrandparentsBeing a grandparent is one of the greatest joys in life, and when Christmastime rolls around, finding special Christmas gifts for grandparents can sometimes be challenging. Most grandmas and grandpas fall into the category of being grandparents who have everything they need or want already, and most grandparents will tell you not to buy them a Christmas gift that requires a lot of attention, dusting, or money.

For a grandparent who has everything, there are still many options in choosing creative and unique presents for grandparents that don’t cost a lot of money. Grandparents understand the financial strain that the economy is having on families struggling to provide for themselves and their children, and grandma and grandpa gifts don’t need to be expensive.

Christmas presents for grandparents that are homemade are some of the best gifts anyone would be thrilled to receive, especially when the gift carries some special meaning and sentiment between the grandparent and gift-giver. Grandchildren can make homemade Christmas ornaments that have been hand-decorated with their name, age and date as a creative and cheap gift for Granny and Pop Pop.
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Grandmother Poems – Poems About Grandma

GrandmaGrandmother poems for and about Grandma’s are a real treasure to be enjoyed and shared throughout the generations. Here is a collection of some of the best Grandma Poems on the web.

If you enjoy reading Nana Poems, Grandma and Grandpa quotes, or those commonly referred to as funeral poems or missing grandma poems like the rest of us do, you will surely enjoy these.

“As My Mother Mothers Me”

Grandmothers are mothers who are grand,
Restoring the sense that our most precious things
Are those that do not change much over time.
No love of childhood is more sublime,
Demanding little, giving on demand,
More inclined than most to grant the wings
On which we fly off to enchanted lands.
Though grandmothers must serve as second mothers,
Helping out with young and restless hearts,
Each has all the patience wisdom brings,
Remembering our passions more than others,
Soothing us with old and well-honed arts.
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Grandma Stories – Grandma and Grandpa Quotes

GrandparentingBeing a grandma allows me to enjoy all the wonderful Grandma and Grandpa quotes and old sayings that didn’t have any real meaning to me until I became a Grandma. My favorite Grandma quote so far is, “What goes on at Grandma’s house stays at Grandma’s house”, and boy oh boy ain’t that the truth!

Enjoy this list of some of my favorite grandma sayings and quotes for and about grandparents and grandchildren that always bring a smile to my face. I’ll also include a few grandpa quotes too, since what happens at grandpa’s house should stay at grandpa’s house too, don’t cha think? Grandparenting has GOT to be a pat-on-the-back from Heaven above because of all our hard work while raising our own children.

Here is what I believe to be some of the best grandparents quotes and old sayings for us all to enjoy. Feel free to comment and leave one of your own favorite Grandma or Grandpa quotes or sayings as well.
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Grandma Stories – 7 Things You May Not Know About Me Meme

7 Things MemeI was recently tagged with the “7 Things Meme”, and even though I have already done the 7 Things on another blog I own, I figured I could do the 7 Things meme here on Grandma Stories too.

The 7 Things Meme Rules:

1) Link to your original tagger(s) and list these rules in your post.
2) Share seven facts about yourself in the post.
3) Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.
4) Let them know they’ve been tagged.

7 Things About Me:

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GrandmaStories Welcomes You to Grandma Stories About Grandma’s, Grandpa’s, Grandchildren

Welcome to Grandma Stories at Grandmastories.net. Grandma Stories is my new grandma blog where I will share stories about being a grandma to my grandchildren, and the roles grandparents play in the lives of their children and grandchildren.

I have two grandchildren so far; one grandson born in February 2008 and one granddaughter born in May 2009. For privacy reasons, I will be using the nicknames “Bam Bam” for my grandson and “Pebbles” for my granddaughter when sharing grandma and grandpa stories about my grandchildren.
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